Donald Trump

Opinion: Donald Trump Is A Mids President

Donald Trump sucks at being president.

He’s the first president (to my knowledge,) that watches more television than reads.  He gets his intelligence briefing in picture form because he has such little political experience, Newsweek reports. He doesn’t understand what he’s reading. Trump’s advisers bring him daily reports that consist of flattering pictures and media stories praising his glory. This document is called “the propaganda document,” Vice News reports.  Sean Spicer, former Press Secretary denies the contents of this folder, but he also said Trump’s inauguration set the largest attendance record.

There’s a narcissistic Twitter obsessed old-boy sitting in the oval office. He hates books, reading, and learning and it’s obvious he is severely under-qualified for the position. He can’t stop tweeting at LaVar Ball or Marshawn Lynch, and he stands up for alleged child molesters.

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His terrible social media practices lead me to a thought. If  Donald Trump is this bad at being president, how bad would he be at smoking weed? Based on his presidency,  it’s safe to say he smokes mids. If you don’t know what “mids” are, it’s a stoner slang term for mediocre-as-fuck weed. A key characteristic of said person who smokes mids, up-selling their weed and hyping it like it was grown by Ted Jones himself.

Trump is constantly hyping himself. He talks about: how much he knows, how nice he is, how many friends he has, etc. It seems like he can’t get through a simple speech about policy without referring to himself, his accomplishments or people he doesn’t like. Can you imagine that guy in a weed circle? Instead of letting the group enjoy the mediocre weed for what it is, in peace, they deliver ear beatings; spouting random terms like terps, gas, and dank while you feel the harsh hits burning the back of your throat.

A good smoke circle will proceed to roast him cold. Because, it’s necessary to keep mids-smokers accountable for their terrible choice in weed, and their terrible attempts to convince us otherwise. Just like our President has to be held accountable for his mids-decisions, his mids-behavior, and his mids-attempts at convincing the American people he has any idea what he is doing as the President of the United States of America.

Donald Trump is a mids-president.

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